WAITER RANT Thanks for the Tip—Confessions of a Cynical Waiter

If you’re worried that an angry waiter may spit in your spaghetti, you might think twice about listening toWaiter Rant, the confessions of a waiter in a classy New York joint. A little spittle could be the least of your problems. Oh sure, narrator Dan John Miller reassures us that most waiters would never do anything nasty to a curmudgeonly customer. That is, unless you really deserve it. Or the waiter is having a bad day. Miller has a little menace in his voice as he gleefully talks about waiters playing mop hockey with the burger of a complaining customer. He makes his point. Listen to this, and you’ll never complain about a rare steak or tip under 20 percent again. Fun book. M.S. 2009 Audies Finalist © AudioFile 2009, Portland, Maine [Published: FEBRUARY 2009]