THE SWEET POTATO QUEENS' FIELD GUIDE TO MEN Every Man I Love is Either Married, Gay, or Dead

The constantly heartbroken "girls" of "Sex and the City" would benefit from listening to the Sweet Potato Queens' advice on sex in a Southern city. The author, and Sweet Potato Queen leader, Jill Conner Browne, purrs in a sultry, throaty voice the wildly hilarious do's and don't's of the pursuit of love, marriage, and great sex. Here are the wise, witty, sometimes crude, revelations on relationship regimes, such as "why he didn't call," "the crazy things we do for romance," and "sweet revenge." Spuds (men) are categorized from the shouldn't-wear-bikinis "Pud Spud" to Mr. Right, the "Spud Stud." Reading this manual is a laugh-till-you-ache experience, but having Jill Conner Browne personally relate intimate stories of dating misadventures and the delicious alternative to sex--food--is like having a best friend tell all during a sleep-over. M.T.B. (c) AudioFile 2005, Portland, Maine [Published: FEB/ MAR 05]